Instances where I wish I had a boyfriend…

Having to carry groceries and a case of water up the stairs.

Re blogging because I actually met you at the stage door and you said it was nice to meet me and I cried and my life is complete

(Source: ariml)

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

razanne
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
tastefullyoffensive:

Ladypug [x]

Don’t leave, don’t leave, please, don’t leave.

sagihairius:

this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space

dailyoddcompliment:

"Advanced Sarcasm"

dailyoddcompliment:

"Advanced Sarcasm"

starkinglyhandsome:

gallowstyphoon:

idiaz:

New cover for Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. “The spine is screen-printed with a matchbook striking paper surface, so the book itself can be burned.”

WHO THE FUCK WOULD BURN A BOOK

have u read fahrenheit 451

starkinglyhandsome:

gallowstyphoon:

idiaz:

New cover for Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. “The spine is screen-printed with a matchbook striking paper surface, so the book itself can be burned.”

WHO THE FUCK WOULD BURN A BOOK

have u read fahrenheit 451

(Source: spacegoat-herder)

(Source: ariml)